Presale Now Open · July 29 – October 3, 2026
by Yoniswell™
Seven goddess archetypes. Seven chakras. Your nervous system, your body, and your soul — finally moving as one.
Claim Your PlaceYou have been high-achieving and spiritually attuned for most of your life — and somewhere beneath the doing, there is a current in you that has never been fully lived. This is the space to live it.
The Program
The Feminine Current Incubator is an 8-week hybrid journey designed for high-achieving sensitive souls who are ready to reconnect with their intuition, regulate their nervous system, and remember what their soul already knows. Unlimited inner abundance, self trust, confidence, intuitive divine feminine wisdom.
Each week, we move through one of the seven goddess archetypes — exploring her chakra, her wisdom, and the ways her energy lives in your body right now. This is not a talking-head program. It is a somatic, embodied, nature-based journey that weaves together the metaphysical and the practical in a way that lands in the body, not just the mind.
Rooted in nervous system awareness, influenced by the Polyvagal Theory, Evolutionary Astrology in the tradition of Jeffrey Wolf Green, feminine embodiment, and the wisdom of the 7 chakras — this is a container for the woman who is done with survival mode and ready to move from the inside out.
We meet on Zoom each week with daily Telegram support. We gather in person at the beach in Los Angeles. We attend Yoniswell Live Events — breathwork, astrology, and more — together in community. And between sessions, you carry the practices into the rhythms of your actual life.
The ocean is always present. Not as performance, but as presence and as medicine.
The Curriculum
Seven asteroid goddesses. Seven chakras. One current — moving through your body, week by week.
Goddess archetypes 1–5 are rooted in the Evolutionary Astrology of Jeffrey Wolf Green & lineage. Kassandra and Hecate are Jordan's archetypal additions for the upper chakras.
Root Chakra · Week 1
The original keeper of the flame. Reclaiming your right to exist fully — your instinct, your fire, your body's primal knowing. Nervous system work: vagus nerve, safety, belonging.
Sacral Chakra · Week 2
The inner flame that never goes out. Soul calling, devotion, and the sacred stewardship of your life force. Learning to tend your fire rather than spend it.
Solar Plexus · Week 3
Sovereign power that serves the whole. Moving from overachievement and performance into grounded, embodied authority — action aligned with your feminine nature.
Heart Chakra · Week 4
Compassion without collapse. The heart that is open and boundaried. Learning to love from a place of wholeness rather than depletion.
Throat Chakra · Week 5
The wisdom-keeper who speaks truth with clarity and conviction. Reclaiming your voice — not from the wound, but from the ground of what you actually know.
Third Eye · Week 6
Intuition, vision, and the deep inner knowing that lives beyond the rational mind. Learning to trust what you perceive before the world confirms it.
Crown Chakra · Week 7
She who stands at the crossroads between worlds. The cosmic feminine that holds all thresholds. Returning to the source — and the soul's purpose made visible.
Integration · Week 8
You have been high-achieving and spiritually attuned for most of your life — and somewhere beneath the doing, there is a current in you that has never been fully lived. This is the space to live it. Make it real from your own creative essence.
What's Included
Live, intimate group sessions exploring each goddess, her chakra, and nervous system practices. All sessions are recorded for your access.
In-person gatherings on the Los Angeles shoreline — somatic movement, breathwork, ritual, and real community held by the ocean.
Free admission to breathwork, astrology, and other Yoniswell Live events throughout the program. Soul-led gatherings woven into the container.
Weekly practices — yoga, movement, vagus nerve toning, breathwork, and nature-based rituals — to integrate into your daily rhythms.
The teachings of Jeffrey Wolf Green woven throughout — your chart, your goddess archetypes, your soul's map made personal and practical.
Connection, integration, and community between sessions — tending the flame together every day, not just once a week.
Is This For You?
How We Work Together
Hybrid. Intimate. Intentional. July 29 – October 3, 2026.
July 29 – October 3, 2026. One goddess archetype per week, building a living map in your body.
Live group sessions. Intimate, immersive, and recorded so you never miss a moment.
In-person at the edge of the ocean — somatic practice, ritual, and sisterhood by the sea.
Free entry to breathwork, astrology events, and more — woven in as living, soul-led practice.
Connection and integration every day between sessions — so you are held in the current all week long.
Enrollment is intentionally limited. This is a container, not a course. Depth over scale, always.
Your Guide
Founder of Yoniswell™ · Trauma-Informed Holistic Guide · Champion Golfer · Wave Seeker
Hola. I'm Jordan — founder of Yoniswell™, champion golfer, wave seeker, and trauma-informed holistic guide. My work lives at the intersection of the somatic and the sacred: nervous system regulation, feminine embodiment, goddess archetypes, the seven chakras, and the teachings of Evolutionary Astrology in the tradition of Jeffrey Wolf Green.
I am currently completing my clinical training in marriage and family therapy. But long before that, I was learning by living — on the golf course, in the ocean, on my yoga mat, in the dark nights that teach you what no curriculum can.
I built Yoniswell™ because I know what it is to be highly capable and deeply disconnected at the same time. To succeed by every external measure and still feel like something essential in you hasn't been touched. That gap is what I work in.
The Feminine Current Incubator is the most complete expression of this work I have ever offered. It holds everything I know about the nervous system, the goddess archetypes, the body's intelligence, and the practices that actually bring them home.
I am honored to hold this space with you.
From the Community
Having worked with a number of astrologers in the past, I can say confidently that Jordan is exceptional. What distinguishes her is the compassion and depth she brings to her work — there is real heart and integrity in how she approaches each reading. Her interpretations are strikingly clear, and the detail in her charts is both thoughtful and precise. Jordan has a gift for reflecting astrological insight in a way that makes me feel seen and heard.
I love Jordan! She's compassionate, knowledgeable, a great teacher, and endlessly interesting! I thought I would feel nervous in the Pacific with a female instructor, but I always feel very safe and comfortable with Jordan! I learned to let go of my racing mind and contractive nervous system and get into the safety and flow of body wisdom. I absolutely recommend this program to people who feel a calling to reconnect both to nature and the nature of themselves.
After my experience with Jordan, I'm able to see my current life phase with much more clarity and trust. I have more trust about the direction I'm moving in, even when things still feel uncertain. Jordan's guidance and wisdom helped me understand the energetic themes I'm working with right now, understand the upcoming energies, and the art of having patience and trust. I feel a lot calmer to navigate the coming months and years with awareness instead of fear. Before I worked with Jordan, I was feeling confused, overwhelmed, and stuck between different paths and energies — now I've gained clarity, reassurance, and a deeper sense of trust in both myself and the timing of my life.
Jordan has such a peaceful and grounding presence creating a space that fosters calm, confidence, and openness. Yoniswell provided me a safe space to explore in a supportive and welcoming environment of like-minded women. Jordan puts her whole heart into everything she does and you can really feel that dedication when working with her.
I've had several sessions with Jordan, starting during a major transition in my life, and her readings have been incredibly validating and insightful. She is extremely knowledgeable in evolutionary astrology and brings a unique divine feminine lens that helped me better understand my chart, healing, and creativity in a deeper way. Her solar return reading was especially helpful for framing my year ahead. Jordan is warm, caring, and genuinely invested in her clients. Her chart readings are comprehensive, detailed, and full of depth — I always leave with a lot to reflect on. I highly recommend Jordan to anyone seeking guidance, clarity, or deeper self-understanding through astrology.
Working with Jordan propelled me towards internal and external change, and her program was so innovative — it included the cosmos, coaching, all built to include your own intuition and journey. I truly believe there's nothing like it. It was such a unique time of looking inward and introspection, while also being very connected with my physical body through our sessions. She really tailored our meetings to my goals and interests, and it felt really unique to me. I am grateful for the time that I spent with Jordan and with my inner self. Her programming is such a gift!
Jordan is very genuine and compassionate. You can feel how much she truly cares. She reminded me to trust in myself again and to listen to my intuition. Turned out to be true in more ways than I could have imagined. Thank you, Jordan.
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